Flowkannat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, slow dragonfly.

Flowkannat created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowkannat, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flowkannat, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flowkannat's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flowkannat's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Flowkannat must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not eat garlic.