Xenrenarf is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable fairy.

Xenrenarf created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Xenrenarf, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xenrenarf, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Xenrenarf's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Xenrenarf's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Do not kill tapirs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.