Dissqueegstig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, all-knowing wyvern.

Dissqueegstig created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Dissqueegstig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Dissqueegstig, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissqueegstig's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dissqueegstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Dissqueegstig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Do not keep six frogs in a large pit.