Megcibdot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional swan.

Megcibdot created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Megcibdot, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Megcibdot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Megcibdot's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Megcibdot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Megcibdot.

2. You must love Megcibdot.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Megcibdot on top of all buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Always look after injured voles.