Gunfutflow is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, loving gnu.

Gunfutflow created the planet Jupiter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfutflow, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gunfutflow, it will turn you into a dog.

Gunfutflow's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gunfutflow's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.