Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, astonishing gerbil.

Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop, it will come to you in dreams.

Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of otters.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Worship no other gods but Dosssoghudzen Wipkarbop.