Ganbunstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, stupid deer.

Ganbunstrag created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ganbunstrag, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ganbunstrag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Ganbunstrag's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Ganbunstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat ants with great respect.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.