God Faglenquat is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, flying centipede.

God Faglenquat created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in God Faglenquat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in God Faglenquat, it will turn you into a sheep.

God Faglenquat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

God Faglenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.