Titbunboss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, grumpy ant.

Titbunboss created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Titbunboss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Titbunboss, she will remove you from existence.

Titbunboss' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Titbunboss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not speak about spinach.

4. Never hurt mice.

5. Titbunboss must be the most important thing in your life.