Danhigrapwigwonwik is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane rat.

Danhigrapwigwonwik created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhigrapwigwonwik, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Danhigrapwigwonwik, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Danhigrapwigwonwik's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Danhigrapwigwonwik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat green fruit.