Pidlikbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, capable elephant.

Pidlikbem created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Pidlikbem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pidlikbem, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Pidlikbem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pidlikbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick seals.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never wear stockings.