Sterxuclib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, fast rhinoceros.

Sterxuclib created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterxuclib, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sterxuclib, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sterxuclib's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Sterxuclib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Never hurt rats.

4. Do not keep six ants in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.