Dobvadzag Stiksawpom is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome jackal.

Dobvadzag Stiksawpom created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobvadzag Stiksawpom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dobvadzag Stiksawpom, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dobvadzag Stiksawpom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dobvadzag Stiksawpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing indigo tights and balancing four carbon spheres on your back.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Dobvadzag Stiksawpom in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dobvadzag Stiksawpom.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.