Fomvagbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, awesome duck.

Fomvagbom created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomvagbom, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Fomvagbom, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fomvagbom's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fomvagbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.