Davfomaf is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent raccoon.

Davfomaf created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Davfomaf, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Davfomaf, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Davfomaf's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Davfomaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Davfomaf.

5. Do not keep seven manatees in a large pit.