Cimsidpak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tiresome lizard.

Cimsidpak created Mount Everest three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimsidpak, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cimsidpak, it will turn you into a dog.

Cimsidpak's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cimsidpak's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near cats while wearing pink shorts.

3. Never jump in the presence of manatees.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect six lead sculptures of Cimsidpak on top of important buildings.