Wigzodsak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish hummingbird.

Wigzodsak created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigzodsak, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wigzodsak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wigzodsak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Wigzodsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near sheep while wearing orange shoes and balancing nine tin spheres on your back.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wigzodsak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not cook food in pots.