Fedrap Cedwigpibpark is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, staggering wren.

Fedrap Cedwigpibpark created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Fedrap Cedwigpibpark, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fedrap Cedwigpibpark, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fedrap Cedwigpibpark's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Fedrap Cedwigpibpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to sheep while wearing yellow hats.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

5. Always take life seriously.