Betdaggat Fadmettab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing whale.

Betdaggat Fadmettab created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Betdaggat Fadmettab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Betdaggat Fadmettab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Betdaggat Fadmettab's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Betdaggat Fadmettab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.