Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, quiet chinchilla.

Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Pigtancat Quattonkbarn Binzigtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.