Ganarftof is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud bat.

Ganarftof created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ganarftof, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ganarftof, he will jump up and down on your head.

Ganarftof's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ganarftof's Holy Commandments

1. Ganarftof must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.