Tikcincun Kemcutbest is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, humane cat.

Tikcincun Kemcutbest created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikcincun Kemcutbest, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tikcincun Kemcutbest, it will think nothing of it.

Tikcincun Kemcutbest's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Tikcincun Kemcutbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tikcincun Kemcutbest.

5. Pray towards the east.