Hugsisflap is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, fast grasshopper.

Hugsisflap created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Hugsisflap, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hugsisflap, he will turn you into a mouse.

Hugsisflap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Hugsisflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Never wear magenta kilts.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.