Dutjat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tranquil warg.

Dutjat created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dutjat, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dutjat, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dutjat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dutjat's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed corn to whales while wearing boots.

3. Never wear cyan coats.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.