Komnarlbell is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, blissful finch.

Komnarlbell created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komnarlbell, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Komnarlbell, she will turn you into a snail.

Komnarlbell's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Komnarlbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near seals while wearing gray stockings and balancing seven titanium spheres on your head.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.