Legyarplapsis is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful parrot.

Legyarplapsis created a charm quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Legyarplapsis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legyarplapsis, she will come to you in dreams.

Legyarplapsis' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Legyarplapsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not covet oxen.