Stikwikjat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable naga.

Stikwikjat created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikwikjat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stikwikjat, she will turn you into a rat.

Stikwikjat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stikwikjat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Stikwikjat loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never pour water over plants.