Tomarmfod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent lizard.

Tomarmfod created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomarmfod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tomarmfod, it will not care at all.

Tomarmfod's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Tomarmfod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat spinach.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tomarmfod loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

5. Never sprint in the presence of eagles.