Tiphubmitbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, moody bee.

Tiphubmitbot created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Tiphubmitbot, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tiphubmitbot, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tiphubmitbot's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Tiphubmitbot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet otters, for they are unholy.

2. Put Tiphubmitbot first in all things.

3. Tiphubmitbot must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never wear black jumpers.

5. Never think about planets.