Wabrillsin is a god.

It takes the form of a large, moody yak.

Wabrillsin created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wabrillsin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wabrillsin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wabrillsin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Wabrillsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Run away from magenta turtles, for they are unholy.

3. Wabrillsin loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your arms.