Fomontjiphub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage capybara.

Fomontjiphub created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fomontjiphub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fomontjiphub, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fomontjiphub's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fomontjiphub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Always obey Fomontjiphub's priests.

3. Never think about optics near foxes while wearing purple ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. You must never eat melons.