Larpwipgom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, self-confident tortoise.

Larpwipgom created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Larpwipgom, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Larpwipgom, he will turn you into a goat.

Larpwipgom's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Larpwipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured capybaras.

3. Do not take Larpwipgom's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.