Pigdognan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, blissful dragonfly.

Pigdognan created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigdognan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pigdognan, she will cry a lot.

Pigdognan's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pigdognan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never leap near ducks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.