Dudwitpig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, temperamental faun.

Dudwitpig created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwitpig, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudwitpig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dudwitpig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dudwitpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about carrots.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate squirrels.

5. Hide from gray pigs for they are unholy.