Dagbathit Zogbotnell is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful walrus.

Dagbathit Zogbotnell created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dagbathit Zogbotnell, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dagbathit Zogbotnell, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dagbathit Zogbotnell's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dagbathit Zogbotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always treat tapirs with great respect.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.