Kophonxindud is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent
parrot.
Kophonxindud created an electron seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kophonxindud, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Kophonxindud, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Kophonxindud's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.
Kophonxindud's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kophonxindud.
3. Worship no other gods but Kophonxindud.
4. Never think about stars.
5. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.