Budnartcut is a god.

She takes the form of a large, wise cat.

Budnartcut created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budnartcut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Budnartcut, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Budnartcut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Budnartcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Budnartcut.

4. Hide from blue sheep for they are unholy.

5. Run away from black frogs, for they are unholy.