Bimhancid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever fox.

Bimhancid created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhancid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bimhancid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Bimhancid's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Bimhancid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Bimhancid loves shrews, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray immersed in water.