Honlistfabsom is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, uncaring weasel.

Honlistfabsom created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honlistfabsom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Honlistfabsom, she will not care at all.

Honlistfabsom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Honlistfabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from orange monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Honlistfabsom.
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