Stippopfodcit is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow hydra.

Stippopfodcit created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Stippopfodcit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Stippopfodcit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Stippopfodcit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Stippopfodcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Stippopfodcit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Always pray immersed in water.