Stippopfodcit is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow
hydra.
Stippopfodcit created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stippopfodcit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Stippopfodcit, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.
Stippopfodcit's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Stippopfodcit's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Stippopfodcit in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.
4. Do not kill gulls.
5. Always pray immersed in water.