Hivfigpas is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent gnu.

Hivfigpas created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivfigpas, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hivfigpas, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hivfigpas' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hivfigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Hivfigpas in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hivfigpas.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.