Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, two-faced dryad.

Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Capablan Yamsistappakbumcumdogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear magenta boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.