Bapcipweg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful coyote.

Bapcipweg created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcipweg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bapcipweg, it will curse you with boils.

Bapcipweg's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bapcipweg's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never mention ducks.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never laugh in the presence of horses.