Flowbinster is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fussy wyrm.

Flowbinster created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowbinster, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flowbinster, he will manifest in front of you.

Flowbinster's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flowbinster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Flowbinster's name in vain.

2. Worship no other gods but Flowbinster.

3. Always help sick moths.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.