Flanjarnceb is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, tiresome bear.

Flanjarnceb created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flanjarnceb, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flanjarnceb, he will strike you with lightening.

Flanjarnceb's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flanjarnceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven ants in a large pit.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flanjarnceb.

5. Do not commit murder.