Pomgebhon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, fussy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pomgebhon created humankind four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomgebhon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pomgebhon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pomgebhon's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Pomgebhon's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pomgebhon.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Pomgebhon on top of all buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.