Nillegmot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, staggering grasshopper.

Nillegmot created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillegmot, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nillegmot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nillegmot's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nillegmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.
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