Quillzagvid is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, passionate squid.

Quillzagvid created a strange quark four years ago.

If you believe in Quillzagvid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quillzagvid, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Quillzagvid's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Quillzagvid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Quillzagvid.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Learn four new languages a year.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Do not keep nine monkeys in a large pit.