Busbassfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, generous yak.

Busbassfoss created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Busbassfoss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Busbassfoss, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Busbassfoss' most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Busbassfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never go into cyan rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Busbassfoss.