Metfardutrip is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident fly.

Metfardutrip created an up quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Metfardutrip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Metfardutrip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metfardutrip's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Metfardutrip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Metfardutrip loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never paint your arms cyan.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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